Thursday, August 27, 2009

Inc India!!

Hurt by the SRK-Newark & APJ-Continental Air episodes? Give BrAngelina the same dose. Do not spare TomKat either...After 9/11, the US of A is a different country...for the US, safety of its people has always been paramount...unlike India whose track record in this regard continues to be shameful & appalling....even after 26/11...sigh!!!!!

Failing to lure Europe or the USA, who are no longer interested in petty colonies, India's hopes now pinned on Pak, ISI: New Delhi, Today: Operation Suicide 2009 launched-India hoping to be enslaved by Lashkar-e-Toiba by Dec 2009...country-wide preparations in full swing.....

The Indian student in Aus ought to be pitied...Why? B'coz some fake univesity has stolen all his money (which is a lifetime's savings plus the money from the sale of his Indian home) all for a course that doesn't exist? Not really...B'coz of the
racist attacks & all the injustice & double standards? Better guess...close, but not close enough...The real reason is B'coz they're missing out on top quality educn available only in India...


Ajmal Kasab to be accomodated in Taj Mumbai's Super Deluxe Suite: Ironically enough, acceding to the recurring complaintsabout the quality of hospitality and room service inspite of the Royal treatment provided to Ajmal Kasab in Jail, the Govt has decided to shift him to Taj Mumbai's SD Suite...this decision has come in the wake of fresh threats from the Taliban and other terrorist groups in Pakistan to annihilate India...this tactical move from India's ever spineless and sissy leadership is thought to be deeply strategic in intent. The strategy is to impress L-e-T bosses like Hafiz Zaeed, the ISI and Zaikur Rahman Lakhvi with humble subservience...meanwhile talks between PMs of the two countries, Dr.Manmohan Singh and Yousuf Raza Gilani are said to have achieved a major breakthrough...signifying a peak in the Indo-Pak peace process...Sources revealed that India has requested Pakistan to postpone the next series of terrorist strikes by the Hizb-ul-Mujahideen and the L-e-T originnaly scheduled to be held in Mumbai, Delhi, Chennai, Bangalore, Hyderabad and Kolkata alongside the IPL 2010 season in April 2010 to october 2010 (to be held alongside the Commonwealth Games)...IPL bosses and Chairman Lalit Modi have expressed their delight and gratitude to the Central Govt......However, the ISI said it needs 365 days time to think this over, but it will consider the Indian PM's plea 'seriously'...India is keeping its fingers crossed to hear Pak's response to its request...